Hvis jeg kunne være en superhelt…

…then I would be Girlfriend Man.
And fly around the city in my knickers and cape,
and save as many hot single women as I can.
From their loneliness and sexual frustration and despair,
I would pretend I’d listen, I would pretend I’d care.
And then we would make love as a part of my plan,
’cause I would be Girlfriend Man :)